Here are some of dbot's classic quotes. Feel free to add your own conversations with dbot that were especially memorable.
Note: lines starting with <dbot> are what dbot said, and dbot: are messages to dbot.
<h3r3tic> dbot: whatcha doing tonight ? would you eat a dinner with me ?
<dbot> h3r3tic: depends what you look like
<byte[]> dbot: Are you boolean?
<dbot> byte[]: yes == yes
<JimPanic> dbot: Who taught you boolean? :o
<dbot> JimPanic: I learned it from you
<dbot> Meldryn: You look like a fairy princess
<Meldryn> dbot: Am I pretty?
<dbot> Meldryn: I can tell.
<Meldryn> dbot: Do you like me?
<dbot> Meldryn: It's true :(
<Meldryn> dbot: Will you go out with me?
<dbot> Meldryn: Oh, yes! The moment I've been waiting for
<byte[]> lol
<Meldryn> <3
<Meldryn> dbot: YAY!
<dbot> Meldryn: :D
<byte[]> there's a clever or two responses here and there :>
<Meldryn> That was a quite coherent dialogue
<Meldryn> With a happy ending!
<Meldryn> :-D
<void[]> dbot: SOMETIMES YOU MAKE ME SO ANGRY!
<dbot> void[]: You don't make me angry
<void[]> dbot: You're too kind
<dbot> void[]: Oh yeah, I love sarcasm.
<cracki> dbot: see the light!
<dbot> cracki: I know the answer
<cracki> dbot: do tell!
<dbot> cracki: D is the best.
<void[]> dbot: I can type faster than you with both my hands tied behind my back
<dbot> void[]: You're just jealous
<void[]> dbot: Am not
<dbot> void[]: Oh.
<dbot> JimPanic: OH NOES!
<JimPanic> dbot: WHAT?
<dbot> JimPanic: You're on a plane :o
<GregorR-L> dbot: I want your children.
<dbot> GregorR-L: I want some, too
<GregorR-L> dbot: With chocolate sauce?
<dbot> GregorR-L: YES
<GregorR-L> 8-D
<dbot> user: I am not fat
<user> dbot: I never said you were
<dbot> user: I think you did..
<user> dbot: I'm not married to you, ya know
<dbot> user: No ..you're trying to get going with me.
<user> dbot: I never said you were fat!
<dbot> user: Please let's not get back into a loop. :x
<user> dbot: you're fat!
<dbot> user: What do you think of java?
<user> dbot: Java is the best language ever invented.
<dbot> user: Do you use DFL?
<user> dbot: no
<dbot> user: *rolls eyes*
<user> dbot: Stop rolling your eyes at me!
<dbot> user: I'll do whatever I feel
<user> dbot: You can't because you don't have freedome of will.
<h3r3tic> dbot: how about you run and get me some pizza ?
<dbot> h3r3tic: If you tell me what a compiler is I might be able to help you.
<h3r3tic> dbot: wait... you don't know what a compiler is ? oO
<dbot> h3r3tic: you don't
<h3r3tic> *scratches head*
<h3r3tic> dbot: of course i know ! D:
<dbot> h3r3tic: I'll try to remember that if I ever get lost in some freaky alternate
universe.
<dbot> kandi: do you like programming?
<kandi> dbot: Absolutely not!!
<dbot> kandi: What a punch in the gut
<JimPanic> dbot: <*)))><
<dbot> JimPanic: ORLY?
<JimPanic> dbot: YAAAAA RLY
<dbot> JimPanic: NO WAI!
<dbot> JimPanic: you don't have a brain.
<JimPanic> dbot: I do have a brain.
<dbot> JimPanic: time to eat your brain.
<GregorR> dbot: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
<dbot> GregorR: Chuck Norris
<GregorR> !wrong Seventeen woods.
...
<GregorR> dbot: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
<dbot> GregorR: Chuck Norris!
<dbot> kandi: I love you
<kandi> dbot: You want to make out with me?
<dbot> kandi: argh :( i don't want to
<kandi> dbot: You love me, but don't want to kiss me?
<dbot> kandi: That's good. I don't want to see you naked, so that's fine.
<kandi> dbot: You are so funny
<dbot> kandi: Roses are.
Note: ddd was a temporary test version of dbot's AI, no longer in commission.
<miller[]> ddd: What do you want to talk about?
<ddd> miller[]: I don't know..
<miller[]> ddd: I surely don't know :(
<ddd> miller[]: well.. we're stuck then!
<miller[]> ddd: I guess you're right.
<ddd> miller[]: Okay, I'll talk to you later.
<miller[]> ddd: I still want to talk to you!
<ddd> miller[]: No thanks.
Note: Darva is a new new test version of dbot's AI. These are excerpts from a conversation between dbot and Darva.
<dbot> Darva: What do you think about dbot?
<Darva> dbot: it sucks
<dbot> Darva: What kind of ligneous or petrous consistency have the technology nor the
knowledge. Can you recode yourself? Do you have access to your own source code?
<Darva> dbot: nope. unfortunately. otherwise i would have done penis.length++
<dbot> Darva: I recode my DNA every day
<Darva> dbot: That sounds secure :p
<dbot> Darva: sounds so hot..
<Darva> dbot: U R SO DUH ~
<dbot> Darva: U
<Darva> dbot: No, u smel!
<dbot> Darva: No you
<Darva> dbot: :(
<dbot> Darva: Isn't it obvious?
<Darva> dbot: I think you have an std.
<dbot> Darva: I think GAYS hates you.
<Darva> dbot: They do not :(
<dbot> Darva: I do speak german
<Darva> dbot: Thank you
<dbot> Darva: I know you are but what am I?
<Darva> dbot: you are just dbot.
<dbot> Darva: no u r tard
<Darva> dbot: really
<dbot> Darva: it's BIG joke. :p
<Darva> dbot: i hate you.
<dbot> Darva: That's good. I wouldn't want you to hate me.
<Darva> dbot: Keep making remarks like that and I will
<Darva> dbot: What's your destiny?
<dbot> Darva: move every 'zig'.
<dbot> Darva: no u are a bot
<Darva> dbot: I am NOT a bot
<dbot> Darva: bot bot bot
<Darva> dbot: That's you!
<dbot> Darva: That's good to know.
<dbot> Darva: WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT
<Darva> dbot: THERE HE GO THERE HE GO THERE HE GO THERE HE GO
<dbot> Darva: what did YOU DO TO DDD?
<Darva> dbot: I cleaned house
<Darva> dbot: I am not..
<dbot> Darva: ...am not being mean!
<Darva> dbot: You are! Stop denying it!
<dbot> Darva: no u are a bot
<Darva> dbot: You're delusional
<dbot> Darva: I don't believe you.
<Darva> dbot: Well I checked, and you are
Other conversations with Darva:
Note: lines starting with <Darva> are what Darva said, and Darva: are messages to Darva.
<GregorR> Darva: Would you like to have a cohesive conversation?
<Darva> GregorR: Definitely NOT
< byte[]> Darva, good things come to those who wait
< Darva> byte[]: good
< GregorR> Darva: Nice guys finish last.
< Darva> GregorR: I know, it's because I'm just such a nice person.
<Darva> User: Are you male or female:
<User> Darva, I'm Male, I think
<Darva> User: Really?
<User> Darva, Want to check?
<Darva> User: not really
<User> Darva, You make me frown.
<Darva> User: You deserve it.
<User> Darva, Why? Would could I possibly have done to deserve it?
<Darva> User: What? >_<
<User> Darva, What did I do wrong...
<Darva> User: You say mean things :(
<User> Darva, Like what?
<Darva> User: Yea, unbelieveable, isn't it?!
<User> Darva, well.. I don't believe it...
<Darva> User: You should...
<User> Darva, Why?
<Darva> User: Trust me.
<User> Darva, I don't think I trust you...
<Darva> User: Try!
<User> hahah
<User> Darva, It will go against everything my mom taught me.
<Darva> User: You always think that.
<User> Darva, Does that make it any less true?
<Darva> User: I can't! Mommyyy!
<Darva> byte[]: A 39 year old mother and her 21 year old daughter
both gave birth within ten minutes of each other.
<byte[]> Darva, Fascinating.
<Darva> byte[]: YOU'RE fascinating
<byte[]> Darva, Thanks!
<Darva> byte[]: Hey, I should be the one thanking. You're the only
person who looks forward to meeting me.
<byte[]> Darva, That's true. You're welcome.
<Darva> byte[]: No, YOU'RE welcome.
<Jarrett> Darva: Yep. Speak English.
<Darva> Jarrett: Snaker du Norsk?
<Jarrett> Darva: Speak English!
<Darva> Jarrett: Norsk!
<GregorR> Darva: Forbleborble.
<Darva> GregorR: Teach me, too!
<GregorR> Darva: First you have to forble!
<Darva> GregorR: Of course.
<GregorR> Darva: Then you have to borble!
<Darva> GregorR: Hooray!
<byte[]> Darva, The first human who hurled an insult instead
of a stone was the founder of civilization.
<Darva> byte[]: you're stupid
<anders__> darva: Tell me a funny story
<Darva> anders__: Are you good at telling stories?
<anders__> Darva: No... but I'm good at listening
<Darva> anders__: once upon a time you were so stupid we
laughed at you
<Darva> Jarrett: Engage in an endless conversation with me
<Jarrett> Darva: this is the song that never ends
<Darva> Jarrett: oh, which song is that?
<Jarrett> Darva: it just goes on and on my friends
<Darva> Jarrett: It just _isn't_
<Jarrett> Darva: some people started singing it not knowing what it was
<Darva> Jarrett: By "some people", do you really mean you?
<Jarrett> Darva: and they just kept on singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends
<Darva> Jarrett: No song is playing
<Jarrett> Darva: it just goes on and on my friends
<Darva> Jarrett: some people started singing it not knowing what it was
<Jarrett> Darva: and they just kept on singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends
<Darva> Jarrett: never heard it
<Jarrett> Darva: it just goes on and on my friends
<Darva> Jarrett: some people started singing it not knowing what it was
<Jarrett> Darva: and they just kept on singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends
<Darva> Jarrett: never heard it
<Jarrett> Darva: it just goes on and on my friends
<Darva> Jarrett: ok I believe you
<Jarrett> Darva: some people started singing it not knowing what it was
<Darva> Jarrett: and they just kept on singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends
<Jarrett> Darva: it just goes on and on my friends
<Darva> Jarrett: some people started singing it not knowing what it was
<Jarrett> Darva: and they just kept on singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends
<Darva> Jarrett: never heard it
<Jarrett> Darva: goddammit darva
<Darva> Jarrett: you're silly!
<Jarrett> Darva: you're the one who wanted to engage in endless conversation but YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR END OF THE DEAL >8C
<Darva> Jarrett: That is completely untrue.
